Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Spliftie

A Taylor Swift fan who enjoys smoking marijuana

The r/stonedswifties subreddit is chock-full of splifties!

by elliotisnt May 1, 2024

splentasm

Same meaning as splentastic, but a noun.
A cross between splendid and fantastic.
Use this word when you're feeling very splentastic.

Sophie: splentasm!
Adam: are you having a stroke?
Sophie: no wth

by redbigz June 16, 2024

Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

Sphintitius

A term used to describe a profound physiological or psychological state of tension characterized by an involuntary tightening or clenching response, typically triggered by moments of extreme stress, fear, or heightened anticipation. This condition can manifest physically, as in the reflexive tightening of muscles under pressure, or metaphorically, representing an emotional or mental freeze where an individual feels unable to act, decide, or respond effectively due to overwhelming external or internal factors. Sphintitius can occur in a wide range of scenarios, from sudden confrontations and high-stakes decision-making to moments of personal vulnerability or public performance, symbolizing the body's and mind's acute response to perceived challenges or threats.

During the tense negotiation, he felt a wave of sphintitius take hold, making it almost impossible to maintain his composure and articulate his points clearly.

by kdlscn December 23, 2024