Snargleflop

A particularly nasty case of inability to 'get it up'

I have a nasty case of snargleflop but that's okay, I'll just take a whole jar of viagra!

by Snuffleupagus the elephant June 29, 2013

snargler

A snargler is a nose booger (mucus snot), usually resulting from swimming. There are pool snarglers (smaller) and the much larger sea snarglers that result from swimming in the ocean.

After I went swimming in the ocean my nose was plugged with snarglers.

by paulbinmiami October 19, 2013

snarblefrabbit

A replacement word for swearing to express anger or frustration

Oh snarblefrabbit

by foofybell.totherescue November 7, 2013

Snard

The sticky snot-like adhesive used to hold new credit cards to piece of paper.

I went to use my new credit card but the snard on the back jammed up the pin reader.

by Tanner1 November 14, 2013

snarfelarf

an onomatopoeic word for the snorting noise you make when you eat like a pig.

More commonly found in domestic animals such as cats or dogs.

'Dude slow down you're snarfelarfing!'
'Sorry man, i'll eat quieter'

'Damnit stop eating so fast you freaking weirdo'
'Meow?'

by Margni Refinn November 17, 2013

snarcissistic

A mix of the word snarky and narcissistic, meaning you love yourself and every short, snippy comeback you think up paints you in a good light and makes other people hate you

Girl 1: Hey, where'd you get that shirt?
Girl 2: Macy's, but they don't sell anything whale sized.
Girl 1:You're so snarcissistic

by SherlockianInTheImpala September 13, 2014

snarkalopticus

One who has a very snarky attitude.

Allison is being a big snarkalopticus

by Ffman January 1, 2014