Shit Towels

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

by The Lift March 8, 2009

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Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

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shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

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Shit Risk

The likelihood that the receiving partner in anal sex will defecate onto the penetrating partner.

"I don't know dude, she had Taco Bell, the shit risk is pretty high."

by Misanthropic Bong December 9, 2015

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Sahit

A socially awkward person, who's a very dry texter, but is a lot of fun when you get to know him usually takes around 2 to 3 months until he is comfortable. Really bad at facetimes and shows his fan or ceiling most of the time. Also tries to one up his girlfriend when getting gifts. Overall a great friend, twin brother, and boyfriend. Don't hurt a Sahit or the ones closest to him will come after you aka his girlfriend.

SAHIT, stop showing me your FAN!!

by random1000 September 21, 2020

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