Sleep Crapnea

This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.

P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.

Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?

Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.

Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.

by Stoney69 June 18, 2019

Sleep-dabbing

sleeping + dabbing!
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !

Friend at sleepover: Hey, did you just start sleep-dabbing?

by DoggoOnTheInterweb February 16, 2019

sleep bagging

The act of tea-bagging whilst sleeping

Oh god, Joey was sleep bagging again.

by Mauvster June 27, 2016

Sleep for Dinner

When you are too tired out poor to get dinner, so you just sleep instead to forget about being hungry

Human 1: What should we get for dinner
Human 2: idk
Human 1: What did you have last night
Human 2: oh I didn't have any money so I went with the sleep for dinner route

by H@ June 2, 2018

Sleep well

Something you said to someone you deeply care about in hopes that they'll manage to get some sleep, because they don't sleep enough, so you get worried.

Babe, I hope you can rest a little. Imagine I'm holding you in my arms ❤️ I want us to be okay. I'm sorry if I misunderstood the fact that you're already out. 🙂 xoxo love, sleep well

by Im7 October 10, 2023

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

Sleep on mic

You get yourself some egirl and then you have a conversation per voicechat until you fall asleep ( you can also do it with other individuals but we recommend using an egirl )

You:I want to sleep on mic with you
Her: okay! let's do it, I'll call you on discord

by Mr Defi August 6, 2017