slapple

slap a nipple

Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"

by h0tp0ckets March 7, 2015

Sloppy Ja-loppy

Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.

Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”

by AwYouAreJokin February 13, 2018

Slippy Wrassle

The act of covering one's bathroom or kitchen in a heady combination of olive oil, baby oil, and dish soap and then proceeding to duel a partner (usually a romantic partner) to physical combat on said slickened floor, usually to settle a disagreement or promote healthy communication.

Will challenged his husband Jax to a slippy wrassle to determine who would have to be the "mom" in their relationship.

by Zekespeare December 14, 2018

Sloppy Ploppy

A child friendly way of writing diarrhoea, coined by a man only known as Distantpeak.
It's easier to spell, and more fun to say!

Brian: Ah bru, my insides are writhing like snakes.
Alan: Did you take a tablet for your insides?

Brian: Nah! It's too late, I gotta take a sloppy ploppy.

by Nedflix'n'Diddly July 12, 2019

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.

Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

by stan harris March 28, 2007

table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Concrete Slappers

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.

I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

by human fucking garbage October 22, 2022