Short Bus

a friendly term used to describe some one that is a little show at catching on to things

Person 1: Dude, thanks for turning in my homework for me.
Person 2: No problem, short bus.

by Matt-fu January 29, 2009

short term

When a person makes a decision but changes it soon afterwards.

You are so short term.

Example - Lets go to the beach. *Thirty minutes later * I'm bored, I want to go home. Bruv, you are so short term!

by Ryan Trump November 26, 2015

Shortdick

A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.

"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!

by thekentuckykid January 13, 2011

Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.

Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.

by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010

Short Stack

An awesome australian band that consists of 3 sexi boys named Bradie Webb(19, a very good drummer), Andrew Clemmensen(21, kick ass bass player and back up singer) and Shaun Diviney(20, best guitar player and singer)

Person 1: hey, have you heard that band short stack?

Person 2: yer, they're such an awesome band

by mandy flower December 21, 2009

short

when your the height of your guy's dick

she was so short she didnt need to bend over to blow him

by angelfromhell623 January 4, 2005

short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005