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Shifty

Men named Benjamin & go by Ben for short, really attractive and know it, makes females fall in "love" with them. They usually have one main chick and possible side hoes and they think that the main will wait for his sus AF ass, and hopefully they don't wait too long because main chicks don't wait forever.

Also, they try to be discreet about their 2nd lifestyle. If you're smart you will see right through men named Ben.
"What's Ben doing??"

"Oh shit, I don't even know what happened to him?! He just left without saying a single word"

"Yeah, he is just acting shifty is all.."
by Emgem99 February 10, 2022
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conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009
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Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye May 2, 2011
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Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.
by Karot March 8, 2013
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half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
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Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
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Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 22, 2018
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Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.
Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
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