seret

A misspelling of secret.

"That's Ermine The Seret Mouse!! I love him!!"

by nandryshak June 4, 2008

Sexretary

Noun.; An exceptionally promiscuous office secretary; a female(or male)dressed in the apparel of a slutty officer worker.

The girlfriend of the new C.E.O for Microsoft is DEFINITELY a sexretary, she's done every man in that workplace. And her office smells like a cheap rip off of Victoria's Secret, UGH!

by Pierre Villo May 14, 2008

secretive

Being mean

Dave is being secretive about a show!!!

by Summer heat February 14, 2018

secert

An extremely small penis that lacks the ability to get hard.

When the girl saw his secert she was appalled.

by roflcopter13333337 June 24, 2011

Secretariat

The winner of the 1973 Triple Crown (The winning of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes, and the Belmont Stakes), considered to be one of the greatest racehorses of all time due to his many unbreakable records including the fastest time at the Kentucky Derby and his 31 length win at the Belmont. Also used in reference to a very fast runner who no one can keep with.

Person: Whoa! Slow down Secretariat! I can't keep up!

by Converto March 6, 2012

Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.

Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!

by BeanwebOz June 25, 2008

scretch

Synonym for "stretch".

See also: scr

"Hey-yo quatch, I juss HAD to run through them niggahs while they was gettin' scretched out."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003