santamera

A young breed from Spain of wild majestic people

Hey look at that Santamera

by Big bad small July 24, 2016

Santa Claus Hours

The new-normal hours worked by Americans, meaning any hour during the course of a day, regardless of day of week or year. The absence of a "weekend" or "holiday."

Heres's my business card. You can contact me anytime...I keep Santa Claus Hours.

by Lariscious13 November 18, 2016

Santa claused

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.

by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017

Santa’s Rodeo

When women dressed as raindeer pulling the male dressed as santa in a sled into a barn of horny elves.

cum on down to santa’s rodeo this weekend $6.90 a ticket

by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017

Santa dirt

A person that brings bad stuff in your life.

It was a bad thing that I met you, you're Santa dirt

by Gobba September 16, 2017

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

saltatoes

Saltatoes: When your Mcdonalds fries are so heavily salted that eating them will probably give you a heart attack.

Consumer: “do you have an idea of how much these should be salted?”
Cashier: “enough to make it taste right.”
Consumer: “bitch if I were to eat more than 5 of these I would either die from a heart attack, diabeties, or a stroke.

These are fuckin saltatoes.”

by EbonyShinigami November 12, 2017