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Street Salami

A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.
"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"
by Street Salami March 10, 2022
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Street heifer

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!
by Cade’O March 14, 2022
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street bully

I was walking on the street and a street bully took my wallet Then he mugged me and taunted me from a distance.
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Street liquor

"look at that fine Street liquor"
"Marvelous"
by EnbyTrash42 March 25, 2022
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street biscuit

by FaintRush June 1, 2022
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street vegan

anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes
Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.
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Street resident

Prostitute who waits on the street for customers, basically residing there.
John: Bro did you see that girl on the corner? She's cute.
Jack: Avoid her dude she's a street resident.
John: Oh yikes, thanks for the heads up!
by Androsthebloodthirsty97 June 3, 2022
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