pixie spores

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

by fucktard February 7, 2003

Optimal Sport Nutrition

where big dick players purchase there supplements, smoothies, and go tan.

do you shop at Optimal Sport Nutrition?

yes, im a big dick player =)

by static5 September 1, 2011

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014

Running Shorts

Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.

Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!

Was she wearing yoga pants?

No she was wearing running shorts!

by nilethe146 May 2, 2015

kia sportage

Kia sportage most epic 4wd on the tracks mainly used to recover any other 4wd and good for max traction

#kia sportage the best offroad viechle eats all those shit box patrols and navaras

#beast #epic #theultimate4wd

by Little4x4 January 23, 2018

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018

Youtube shorts

50 years into the past, people will find out about covid 30 years later, and if you use it its retarded

Person 1: NAHHHHH THE SOVIET UNION FELL??? SINCE WHEN BRO YOUTUBE SHORTS ALWAYS ON TIME.

by ilikeweirdfortnitecards October 23, 2022