Sleepad

Sleepad is when you're asleep and hear an advert.

Person1:"I left my TV on last night, so I heard a sleepad."

by craig tuckers #1 fan REAL November 22, 2022

Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.

James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."

by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023

Sleepeeness

The feeling when its late at night and you have to go to pee but you dont want to lose tiredness

Maaan im really sleepee
The sleepeeness is killing me

by lapaloma08 May 21, 2023

Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

mayan sleeper

when you choke a person by placing your genitals inside his or her mouth and ejaculating in both of their nostrils.

bill: otto, what happened to luke?
otto: had to give that bitch the mayan sleeper!

by butterfield wilhemarie September 15, 2008

Secret Sleeper

The Secret Sleeper is the extra person or people that stay in your hotel room on vacation, when the hotel believes only two are in the room.

Suzie, you're the Secret Sleeper sneak in through the back staircase to the room...here is a key.

by Hill Storm November 14, 2011

Song Sleep

Pre-made songs; usually (potential Hits) that are put on hold for albums in the future.

Yo I think imma "Song Sleep" Tom Ford and replace it with another song.

Referring to the album "Magna Carta Holy Grail" By: Jay Z

by @T_NiGG October 17, 2013