Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)

The ranking of chicks with either a 0 or a 1 and then stating whether you would have sexual relations with them sober or only while drunk.

Scuba: What do you think she is on the Binary Scale (Sober or Drunk)?

Papa Gill: Probably only a drunk 1

by babybird! December 17, 2008

sobek

an egyptian god (of the nile), an awesome name for a bubbler

Sobek-"As he is a god of the nile, the water pours forth from his sweat and the herbage is made green."

by Nistrams420 April 24, 2004

Sobby

Emotional crying that results in expulsion of water from tear ducts with a violent passion.

Kirstin cried on that special day, but it was not sobby crying

by LadyHarry October 10, 2010

Sobie

A person who enjoys the company of drunken or high people, and the atmosphere of parties where people are drunk or high, but neither drinks nor does drugs.

Any feeling of moral or ethical superiority on the part of the non-user disqualifies them from being called a sobie.

Also Sob, pronounced Soab, can be used for short.

He's a sobie, so he can drive us home, because the rest of us are in no condition.

by carpenoctum July 18, 2009

Soberism

The excessive practice of not ingesting drugs.

Johnny is suffering from Soberism, he hasn't had a hit in months.

by Thestabbinhob0 December 4, 2009

Sober Anal

A term used to describe a near impossible feat as we all know it is damn near impossible to get a girl to give up the ass while she is sober.

Q: What are my chances of fucking Megan Fox someday? A: Sober Anal at best.

by 8toes May 4, 2010

Sobong

A freaking awesome song!

Josh:Hey Andrew! what are you doing?
Andrew:I'm just listening to some sobongs

by Scruffy McDuff December 17, 2008