Rubled

To lose all value; to be rendered worthless.

"Wrecked my car and it's absolutely rubled."

by MiloFriday March 3, 2022

Rubio2x

a sexy young youtuber from nyc that moved to pennsylvannia

Rubio2x is the most gay youtuber i have ever seen

by Mommy Milkerson January 26, 2023

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

aunt ruby

A nicer way of saying a female has her period.

Talking to her boyfriend, "Sweetie we can't have sex tonight. My aunt ruby came to town."

by KayBay18 July 23, 2014

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011

Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

Rubenesque

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.

I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.

by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008