Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.

Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."

by gentleman774 December 18, 2013

love river

When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.

Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”

by EtaXi722 June 19, 2018

river shitter

River shitters AKA Indian people not native Americans but Red Dot Indians. They are known to shit in rivers and streams because they have no plumbing.

I went to Calcutta and I seen all of their people shitting in the river therefore they are river shitters

by Matt914715 July 6, 2025

River City Girls

pretty banger game made by wayforward and arc studios
it follows an alternate/retcon plot of the Kunio-kun series
it has 2 games so far
pretty cool

dude 1: "have you played River City Girls"
dude 2: "no"
dude 1: "kill your-"

by joe234567 December 30, 2023

River

River is a smart, beautiful, caring, quiet girl. She takes a while to warm up to you but once you're close she never stops talking!!! if you ever meet a River cherish her forever because she will always be there for you. A River is so sweet and she's smoking hot! every boy wants to ask her out.

WOW look at River today, she looks gorgeous!

by 12392 October 8, 2023

River

River is a gorgeous girl who deserves the whole world n sm more but has only gotten sm less. She is Trauma ridden n broken by her past but the shell of the sweet human she was before still survives. River is my crush. If she’s reading this, I love u rj.

“River is my shawty foreva n eva”

by Everyonesdad December 2, 2022