best restaurant ever

In N Out

In N Out is the best restaurant ever

by DeVize Starset April 3, 2020

Stripes Restrepo

Orange juice; Vodka; and Pickle Juice

What to drink?
I'll have a Stripes Restrepo.

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Virus restrictions

When someone tells you that virus restrictions will end, they're usually assuming you think that they will end without you having to fight for it to end.

If the case numbers went up before each executive order on one phase was set to expire, what do people think will happen on the next phase? Another bullshit setback, another bullshit extension of virus restrictions.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Mental Restardation

A mental condition in which one’s IQ is so low that they maintain a genuine conviction that the stars, their position in the sky at birth, and gravitation pull have an effect on human personality - even despite massive scientific evidence to the contrary. Most affected are scientifically-illiterate obnoxious white women, but anyone is at risk.

Ma’am... we’ve got the test results back and we believe that the brain damage your daughter underwent may have caused a very serious case of mental restardation. We strongly advise that you keep her away from Twitter and Tumblr l’est her condition worsens.

by squitzl December 20, 2020

Hindu Restorationist

A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.

“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.

by Chiefsr January 9, 2021

Spicy restraint

When a male (or female) ties up their partner and sticks one of their hands into a back of takis, hot Cheetos or something spicy, and proceeds to rub the testes or lips of the vagina with the hand covered in said spices

Eddie: man I put her in a damn spicy restraint last night and fed her pussy some takis she was screaming it burned so much!
Tom: that’s weird bro you need help.
Eddie: nah she loved it we called it the spicy restraint.

by Doggo_stew January 10, 2021

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021