Retard enabler 

When an individual or a group of individuals enable someone with a disability to act retarded and infantalized forever rather than improving.

"Don't be such a Retard enabler" as the weird kid stimmed

Retard enabler by Chevyman95 May 10, 2025

Retard maxing 

When you act not in favour of other parties, but in favour of yourself, making others evoke strong feelings towards you, but you don't care.

Peter committed Retard maxing by leaving his friend group, because he didn't like them. They are so pissed at him for doing that.

Retard maxing by OhioRizzler4 June 27, 2025

Retard Sale 

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.

Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.

Retard Sale by Gferda July 8, 2025

Retard’s delight

A culinary masterpiece for those of a highly developed palate composed of Kraft brand macaroni and cheese and cut up hot dogs. True connoisseurs add ketchup as a garnish.

No tard can resist the culinary masterpiece that is retard’s delight. They go crazy for that shit. I seen one tard put away 5 cubic feet of that stuff when I used to work at the state school.

Retard’s delight by Pseudoslüt August 8, 2025

retard tax 

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.

"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.

retard tax by DeekGray September 11, 2025

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

retard maxxing by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025

Retard Tripping

When you bug the fuck out and you’re also schizophrenic.

Ed Gein was really retard tripping when he killed his brother!

Retard Tripping by Fish-bowl November 9, 2025