Poseidon

To perform oral sex on a woman's vagina.

I real want to Poseidon Arya man!!!!

by Personfromaplace February 27, 2011

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006

poser

the death of many bands. a band that's actually good (such as afi) puts out a hit or two, and suddenly a swarm of posers congregate around their name and piss hardcore fans off

punk wannabe poser-prep: LIKE OMG I SOOO LOVE AFI! that song miss murber is like sooo cool!
true afi fan: -_- have you heard any of their albums besides decemberunderground? like black sails in the sunset perhaps?
punk wannabe poser-prep: they have other albums? *brain overload* AAAAAAH! *BOOM!*
true afi fan: rot in hell

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 18, 2007

poser sleeve

A sleeve tattoo only on the forearm, sleeves should be worked down from the shoulder.

dude look at that kids poser sleeve
what a fag

by hhhhhhh444 March 17, 2009

poser

a wrong way of spelling poseur if anyone you know spells it like this, they are the real poseur

MSN conversation

friend one- man that bob is such a poser

Friend two- wtf its poseur nub

*friend 2 e-slaps friend 1*

by quiksliver September 25, 2006

crunch pose

when you have done something lucky or

you have done something that your very proud of that you maybe shouldnt be

i just scored with this girl that was way out of my league but she was drunk..crunch pose

by onithekid October 17, 2010

poser

A person who says that they love a certain style of music or clothing, (etc.) but really doesn't, and is trying to fit in.

Emily: Oh my God that girl is a poser! She doesn't like Green Day! I am the biggest Green Day fan!!!
Angela: Emily there are a ton of people who love Green Day much more than you. You are not their #1 fan.
Emily: Well I consider myself their #1 fan.
Angela: You only have one CD, there is a ton of Green Day CDs.

If you only have one CD of a band because you think it will make you cool, you are identified as a poser.

by Hawthorne Heights lover December 28, 2005