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brown finger nail polish

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge
After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!
by Mermaid_Natalie December 8, 2015
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Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 September 8, 2008
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Polish

I heard the fact before, number 7 of the definition list, that Polish 'Horsemen' lent to the term Italian 'Stallion' as the result of the Polish mother's genetic tendency for increased 'girth' and an Italian fathering the son, with the Italian historic reputation for 'length' resulted in what is the term Italian 'Stallion' aka Italian Horsemen, men married to Polish women resulting a son's perfected "size" this is the truth. I come from an old Italian family. I am a Italian/Polonian male (mother Polish,) and I am living proof of this definition. I am a bit over 7" long x a bit over 5" around (exactly as the engineer from Zurich described.)I'll add that European and English aristocrats are also circumcised.
I saw the well cut Italian-Polish guy in the shower. He's one hell of a Horseman!
by Tancredi December 28, 2005
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polish sanchez

the act of fingering a girls ass and then wiping your finger on your own upper lip.
i was fingering the brown hole and then i wiped my finger on my own upper lip and performed the polish sanchez
by crazy matt July 16, 2008
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polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.
I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.
by Bombcar November 1, 2004
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poison kitty

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006
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Polish bike ride

The act of shoving your knee cap into someones anus consensually and or against there will
I gave that hooker a polish bike ride and she loved it
by Suckmylido February 6, 2009
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