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Phoned out

Derogatory. A corruption of the phrase "zoned out" but on your phone.
Is that kid okay? He's sure staring at his phone a lot!
He must be phoned out, probably writing edgy rap music about his life, no doubt this person is coo.
by Duncehatz May 3, 2013
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phone limbo

When the lovely people on the other end of the phone put you into an infinite loop of either automated systems or department transfers or just on hold where no one is on the other end to pick up.
>I'm going to transfer you to the other department now.
\Could you stay on the line until they pick up?
>Sorry we're very busy, I have to get to the other callers.
\:five hours later in phone limbo:
by willis936 April 7, 2012
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Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.
She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
by onryou74 August 1, 2012
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Phone paranoia

When sitting anywhere but a car especially with your cellphone on silent. Every slight bump and jolt seems like it is vibrating. This is especially traumatic when you actually are waiting for some important call.
Dude 1: What the hell is that guy doing?
Dude 2: The one with torn clothes and wild eyes?
Dude 1: Yeah, he's pulling his cell from his pocket every twenty seconds.
Dude 2: Oh, that's just phone paranoia.
by TheManicChipmunk August 11, 2012
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phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.
Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.
by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013
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PhoneBar

A conveniently located cell phone charging station; usually at an airport, restaurant, bar, concert hall, music festival or live event.

Commonly misspelled as two words.
Peter: Awe man, my phone is dead and I left my phone charger at home.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
by ClarkKent08 December 2, 2013
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Phonejob

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.
Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.
by Peppered January 21, 2014
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