poopy pants

The most offensive thing a kindergartner can say.

Kindergartner: Poopy pants! Poopy pants!
Teen: Fuck off.

by WonderedLamb256 August 12, 2018

Plantsville

a village in southington, ct where all the rich yet broke kids live. they buy hella weed and drugs and alcohol with their parents money. everyone goes to school high with their juuls and smoks and sols. all the lax players are hella gay and the football players are wack. taylor and anna and sara(h) are the names of the hoe-est bitches in town. devin (or any other spelling of it), charlie, and josh are the guys with the highest body counts in town. every girl at shs has gotten revealed on "ct exposed" at least once. all the poor kids gotta act rich and all the rich kids act richer than they is. all the drugs and alcohol and just errything is hellllllla over priced.

steve: lets go to plantsville to get weed.

jake: that shit too expensive, lets go to hartford instead.

by wackassfuckingwhore August 1, 2019

Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009

pantshittingly

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker June 7, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

Plant food

Plant food Is a substance used to get high or grow plants quicker commonly known as Pauline

Do you want to get some Pauline tonight?(plant food)

by Pauline right up the nose June 12, 2016

Plant dick

When a plant-based eating guy gets erections that won’t quit. Much like your household’s favorite phallic vegetables.

See also: multiple orgasms
See also: vegan

James Cameron has a total plant dick

by Satisfied_XO February 2, 2019