“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

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sons of the waterloo

A non-violent knitting cult that likes 'ssoy bloo' (no, that wasn't a typo), and has its own language.

Daren was eager to attend his sons of the waterloo meeting, because he wanted to knit.

by The original sons of the waterloo October 16, 2003

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The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

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Jacob Aron son

He is a wierd guy and gay, but kinda cool

Hey, There`s Jacob Aron son

by DaddyLucas12 September 16, 2024

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National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

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