The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
Get the The Mickey Salad Storymug. by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018
Get the Maple Storymug. You talk about old drama and beef but don't be disrespectful and mean about who you talking about and you say what you learned from the situation(don't be petty)
Hood drama story is about old fights and old beef how you overcame it(don't put messy people in your private stories)
by Sillyrabbittricksareforkids1 February 21, 2020
Get the Hood drama storymug. A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
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"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."
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Get the "Lady Godiva" Storymug. Basically Boku no Pico but with the entire plot rewritten to be more suitable for people under the age of 18
by OjamajoWoody June 4, 2021
Get the Pico: My little summer storymug. When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
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Get the San Francisco Two Storymug. by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009
Get the Herman storymug.