Netophobe

netophobe- (net-uh-fohb) one who fears or hates the internet, noun. (Origin) from the modern abbreviation of the word internet net and the word phobe-a common form used to create a personal noun from the word phobia-derived from the Gk -phóbos, adj. fear, panic

I am not a netophobe, I just think you should be careful on the internet.

My friend is so technotarded about the internet that he has become a netophobe.

by Ash Fab May 24, 2008

netsitive

An extremely internet sensitive individual that interprets every shout box message, instant message or email critically and gets overly emotionally upset

Ignore her she thinks everyone is out to get her, she is so netsitive.

by Sketel Boom June 25, 2008

NetBlacking

a supportive system of sharing information and services among individuals having a common skin color: Black people giving inside information to other blacks simply because they're of the same race.

Tyrone couldn't get no job until he did some netblacking at the barber shop. That's where Leroy hooked him up with his babies momma down at the car wash.

by Evanmw November 16, 2009

Netbiguity

what happens when you cannot hear inflection on the internet. usually results in confusion, lame puns, or lost sarcasm.

1: fucking andy samberg
2: would be pleasurable in more ways than one.
1: NO, not the VERB fucking... it's an adjective!
2: see what i did there? NETBIGUITY
1: ya i c wat u did thar. best biguity ever.

by my real name is Edward September 27, 2010

Netionalism

(Inter)netionalism is the belief of a group of people, bound by culture, believe, hobbies or interests need their own website.

Similar to nationalism

Furaffinity was created due to furry netionalism, as was ponychan to bronies, JewishVirtualLibrary to Jews etc etc

by StevenZ August 19, 2012

Netflixin'

Watching Netflix when you could be doing something more interesting

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Oh, just Netflixin'."

by kgkv June 18, 2014

netflix-current

the state of having viewed all available episodes of any television series offered by a media streaming service, i.e. Netflix, Hulu, et al, particularly when awaiting the availability of the most recent or final season of that series.

Hey, hey, hey! No spoilers about last night's episode of Breaking Bad... I'm only Netflix-current and haven't seen any of this season yet!

by n2hairincola March 2, 2015