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nerd monster

a very intelligent individual with a low profile, a super smart person with credentials to prove it but doesn't give the impression of a ridiculously smart human being
You would never believe my dad is smart, but he's a total nerd monster.
by o diddy January 7, 2011
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Nerd High

The euphoria you feel when (after a frightening number of wrong guesses) you guess the right password just before you're locked out of a seldom used program.
After four tries, she finally guessed the right password to log into Etsy. Shiela couldn't believe her luck, or the Nerd High she was feeling.
by Poetic Diva May 21, 2011
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Nerd Cage

A sanctum in which a nerd or dork dwells in.
Ethan, get back into your nerd cage!
by Copyandpastecopyandpaste December 2, 2011
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Nerd-5

The “nerd-5” is an uber-secret show of affection between the nerd community which “unofficially” requires said nerds to push their glasses up the bridge of the nose while simultaneously snorting, chuckling, and slapping snot-stained hands hands together, thus temporarily straightened the hand from the normal kung-fu grip of their lonely masturbation posture, and celebrating good fun throughout the nerd social circle.
Mortimer: I tweaked the mainframe settings on my PC and now it boots up 3 seconds faster.

Luther: Nerd-5!!!!
by Dong Cheadle September 13, 2011
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Nerd Dogged

When a nerd rager makes an attempt to insult, slander or upset someone with horrible comebacks.
Nerd Dogger: (yelling at player A) dude, that was so gay it makes your family gay."

Player B: (sarcasm)WHOA! player A, you just got nerd dogged...lol

Player A: Ouch....am I suppose to cry now?
by DirtyMooseTaint January 4, 2012
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nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.
"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"
by looktokid November 6, 2012
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nerd knock

When two people wearing glasses knock them together while they are making out.
My girlfriend and I had quite a nerd knock going on during our Harry Potter movie marathon.
by toast123 April 23, 2013
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