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Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.
Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.
by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009
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Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese
"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"
by BigSid December 7, 2009
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moosehaus

a large individual. a female moosehaus is unattractive and obese. a male moosehaus is a beast.
dannggg dat guh is a moosehaus. she needs to lay of the chickenn!!

dangg dat duu is a moosehaus he whoop dat booty!!
by moosehaus!!! February 23, 2010
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MOOSE

A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.
MooseRats
by NamerGamer March 9, 2010
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Moosecunt

an extremely lazy and mean person that anyone would regret meeting. Also a person who frequently uses dancing as an excuse to say that they are not lazy and cannot work a clock at a wrestling match.
Man 1- Wow Moosecunt is really lazy
Man 2- Yeah i know she is also always mean to me.
Stefen-No, i think Moosecunt is really nice and i love her.
by Stefen loves Muskan January 20, 2011
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moosecocked

A bad beat in poker, when you are a strong favorite.

( My friend and I use this as a form of expression to adequately describe our frustration when we lose a hand as a big favorite.)
I went all in with my AA and was moosecocked when this idiot called with 79, and beat me on the river!
by tollthebell February 20, 2011
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Moosemouth

Naturally occuring in shopping malls, tractor pulls, fireworks celebrations and your local Cinnabun; a moosemouth is when a double-fupa results in a horizontal indentation in the area of the lower abdomen. Depth of valley between the fupae can range from slight (barely visible line) to indeterminable. Most visible in stretch pants, though in rare occasions can be witnessed under denim.
Hey Bev, those yoga pants really show off your moosemouth
by Kendizzel April 5, 2011
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