A few minutes

Defined by Microsoft to mean hours and hours of waiting, or a small period of time after you need it done.

Still hate Apple though.

C drive is being defragmented, this may take "a few minutes"... HOURS LATER, still going

I can't leave now, the install is gunna finish any second... HOURS LATER, still going

by chipmunk34again July 7, 2010

Nek Minute

'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.

Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*

by Anonymousprogramer September 6, 2011

Monster of Love

Originally a Sparks song (eaten by the Monster of Love) "Monster of Love" is a personification of love, being represeted as a monster that eats people up, and spits out people with all the cliche signs of being in love (doey eyes, big grins etc.)

It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em
It chews them up and spits out creatures with those
Goo-gooy-ey eyes
Sick sickly smiles
It just isn't right

And my father said "don't worry, son"
But look at him, he should have run
Eaten by the monster of love

by Here Kitty April 20, 2009

minute buster

The amount of time wasted in meetings when fellow attendees ask stupid questions, or bluster on for minutes about things that no one cares about.

"Well, I appreciate your point, but your endless commentary is becoming a real minute buster."

by matty75 January 13, 2010

[sewer monster]

The sluttiest mustiest foul-smelling girl at a party that one of your drunken friends hooked up with due to your encouragement that she was in fact attractive.

John, I can't believe you boned that sewer monster last night..I was just playin when i said she looks like Britney Spears. She looks more like Aries Spears...

by Chadwell August 9, 2008

Pixeljunk Monsters

PixelJunk Monsters is a downloadable game developed by Q-Games for the PlayStation 3. Simple yet fiendishly addictive, this has to be one of the best PSN (PlayStation Network) games available.

Person A. Dude fancy playing Pixeljunk Monsters?

Person B. That sounds lame dude.

10 minutes later

Person B. This is the best game ever.

by House. August 16, 2009

McIlwain Minute

A period of time falling between a Mexican Minute (about 5 minutes) and a Jones Minute (about half an hour).

Nick came up with the idea of meeting at the bar at 6:45, but he was a McIlwain Minute late, even though he lived a minute away.

by TenaciousDenny May 6, 2010