Sex Milk

when you get hard to a jug of milk, when you ejaculate into a bowl of cereal, when your GF swallows your cum

ohh fuck i need some sex milk baby can we go again

by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019

Expired Milk

Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"

"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"

by Ashlie Mae January 21, 2012

milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

by expungebob November 30, 2019

chocolate milk

A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.

I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.

by v1rg1lt1bbs April 8, 2009

Chocolate Milk

after ass fuckin your lucky girl you have her give you a nice blowjob til u nut in her mouth...voila! Chocolate Milk!

i fucked your mom rippin that booty up then i made her clean my dick off in her mouth...sucked it real good til i came in her mouth and served her some CHOCOLATE MILK!

by Just Call Me Farmer John December 27, 2009

Tiger Milk

The milk that is left over in the bowl after you enjoy a bowl of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.

Mom: Did you finish your frosted flakes?
Joseph: Yeah, but why the hell did you dump out my tiger milk?!

by Drinkmymilk May 12, 2011

Milk Monkey

One who milks a job for all its worth and will squeeze every ounce of milk out of said job. Swinging from
tit to tit milking anything they can get there hands on.

That milk monkey Tobin sure has suck that cow dry.
Couldn't get another drop out of any of those tits if his life depended on it. Believe me if there was a drop milk in a stone, Tobin could squeeze it out.

by The Stiffis May 27, 2010