megashag

The nickname beverly callard used to describe her husband on I’m a celebrity 2020

Beverly callads husband is her megashag

by anonymous December 2, 2020

megan and emerson

the sweetest couple to ever be. Both have liked each other for ages and will always be there for each other.

Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.

you: who are they?
me: megan and emerson
you: awww, they are so cute together
me: ikr!

by unknown...42 December 4, 2020

Megan

The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.

The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.

She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.

She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.

Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.

“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan

by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020

megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)

megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3

by professionalsimp December 5, 2020

Megan

hot and sexy. blonde. smells good like the forest and extreme prettiness. hair on fleek body on fleek posture on fleek. fits on fleek. hotter than georgenotfound. her pee is the perfect color

Boy: wow, look at that pretty girl over there with the charming glowing aura

abby: yeah thats megan for you ;)

by foxteeth December 14, 2020

Megan fisher

an extremely sexy girl, everyone loves her and she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet, she has the best style and she’s overall the most attractive girl in the world

Timothee- oh look it’s megan fisher
Tom- oh yeah she’s the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen

by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020

Megan

The cutest, kindest, sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. She isn’t perfect because no one is, but she is as kind as someone gets. She is loyal and if you betray her trust she’ll be hard to get back, but will not betray yours as payback. She has eyes like the sea, and has been through rough things no one should have to experience. She only tells the closest people what those experiences are, and if she is your friend, never let her go. She’s the funniest person you’ll ever meet and if your sense of humor matches with hers, she’ll be your best friend for a very very long time. She takes a piece of your heart in a good way, but that means losing her would mean losing that piece of your heart, forever.

I myself am lucky enough to know a Megan. And am lucky enough that she likes me. Losing her would be the worst thing to happen to me. It would mean losing my own self.

by NameCompliments December 29, 2020