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Social Media Hostage

You have embraced social media, and are enthusiastically integrating it into your work and personal life. Suddenly you find yourself friended and followed by someone you are unable to comfortably deny. You become a Social Media Hostage when one of these unwanted friends/followers turns into a Facebook Stalker or full-blown Social Media Stalker.
Ann: He friended me on Facebook and followed me on Twitter...and I felt I had to accept. Now he's annoying as hell, and I can't comfortably unfriend or block him.

Amy: I had that happen with a manager at work. I became a Social Media Hostage, and there was nothing I could do about it.
by UrbanDictionaryFox May 10, 2009
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kinetic meditation

The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).

Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.

Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.

Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"

Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
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K-MEDZ

A word to describe a guy who is a poser, gets no phresh ass, got his dick chopped off as a boy and is jealous of c00l d00ds.
- The dood is such a K-MEDZ,
by phresh1 August 8, 2009
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Eletronic Meditation

When you put some earphones connected with an iPod on max volume, close your eyes and relax, letting the music flow on you.
Eletronic Meditation is most used in bed or in long trips, either alone or with people who aren't talking to you.
by Krustofisky December 18, 2009
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mince medallions

Hardbaked nuggets of poo hanging from one's bum jungle.

winnets chum nuts
"I knew I should have been more thorough when wiping my harris earlier.......I'm gonna have murder removing my mince medallions now"

winnets chum nuts
by THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER January 14, 2010
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Social Mediot

Slow-moving, self-absorbed smart device user
Merely walking down the street has become a challenge due to the overabundance of slow walking Social Mediots obliviously staring into their smart devices.
by John F. George September 25, 2013
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virgin media

Tv channels, radio stations and newspapers unspoiled by political propaganda and mediapocricy
I'm not sure a purely virgin media can exist since everyone in the media industry has their own axe to sharpen
by Sexydimma April 15, 2015
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