molywhoped

to have ones ass whipped badly

Man that dude got his ass molywhoped last night

by J$TEEL December 20, 2007

mollyin

Mollyin is similar to rolling on x, but it is when you are rolling on pure molly(mdma) and two beans cut with meth. This is referred to mollyin

Heady Meadows was mollyin and thus became the happiest person on the eart

by Bovice asshole June 20, 2008

Molearchy

Molearchy: A more polite term for moleshit, and advanced form of bullshit/malarchy. Usually involves ditching people so you can buy starbucks for a chick who doesnt like you or moleshit story you think is cool.

Mole: yeah i broke my leg skiing, I had to go down a mountain on one leg with no meds.
Moles Dad: Thats moleshit I carried your ass.
JJ: watch your language!
Moles Dad: I mean thats molearchy.

by mortimer green January 8, 2009

Mole Man

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.

"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."

by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012

molly cock

The inability to obtain an erection when under the influence of Molly.

I was going to have sex at the party, but I suddenly had molly cock.

by VoodooChild August 5, 2014

Asshole Whack a Mole

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.

by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

Pulling a Molly

Being nerdy, doing nerdy things. Pretty much acting like a school tryhard. Of course you can replace the name with anything.

"OMG did you see that?"
"What?"
"The same poster twice in a row, that's soooo redundant!"
"Dude, you need to stop Pulling a Molly.

by unicornstealer May 25, 2012