Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

mitchigan

The alter ego of michigan located in the depths of mackinac island

We should go look at mitchigan while we are here

by mitchigan state lover December 11, 2023

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023

Mitchek

A really bendy stick, like a pool noodle but flat asf.

shut the fuck up or I'll use the mitchek to beat yo ass

by G520 February 5, 2024

mitchell h

the most skibidi sigma rizzler man i know, bro is an alpha wolf

Sofia: wow, mitchell h is so skibidi, sigma, rizzler
Riley: I love him

by phezy May 2, 2024

Mitch

Mitch = Dickpic

Just chuck her a mitch

by kefeufakaetae June 7, 2024

mitch'd

A situation where mitch / idrawline accumulates a position in a coin and sells a huge quantity at once to cause a hefty price correction in the markets.

Did you see the chart for niggabutt on photon?

It got mitch'd

by mitchdev June 19, 2024