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MAN-ipulator

A chick who manipulates men for free stuff.

She will often go out on dates with guys she doesn't like just because she is hungry. She will also sleep with guys for a fur coat, or will try and get loads of cash off of men she dates.

Basically, a hooker with all the pretext and none of the fun.
Ryan: Man, Kinsey's such a MAN-ipulator.
Ben: How much did you blow on her last night?
Ryan: Including that fur coat? Three hundred dollars!
Ben: *shits himself*
by fubsish September 23, 2009
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man-whore

To be used as a term of endearment or used in a name-calling situation. Can be male or female.
Go to hell, you man-whore!
by Rachel December 10, 2002
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Man Bitch

A man that acts like a bitch. Malicious, unpleasant selfish person; especially like a woman. Weak or comtemptible.
by JtotheLO January 11, 2008
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Man whore

One certain male individual who enjoys the sexual intercourse of others more than average.
Zeus. The God Of Olympus. He ish an incest man whore.
by zomgholyshit May 3, 2008
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Man Shower

The man shower is taken in a very short time period, usually 2-4 minutes. It involves a cursory washing of the bare essentials needed for the male body to be minimally clean: hair, armpits, balls, face (optional) and feet (optional). The man shower can be done with a small amount of shampoo and a bar of soap or body wash. It does not require a washcloth or puff (in most cases if a puff is used, the man is homosexual.)

The man shower is usually taken under the following conditions:
(1)When there is time constraints and a full body shower is not practical
(2)The day after a full body shower is taken for the purpose of staying fresh until the next full shower.
(3)Can be taken because of laziness
(4)To conserve water for environmental reasons
(5)Is the only showering method available for troops in Iraq (if they even get a chance to shower).

It is generally accepted that the man shower will keep a guy fresh and clean up to 24 hours; Whereas a regular shower (a shower taken with thick lather covering all areas) can last as along as 2 days. One must keep in mind the variables that affect the length of freshness after a shower (i.e. perspiration level, unexpected exposure of the body to filth, quality of soap or lack of soap and level of activity.)
Dave took a regular shower yesterday but played baseball afterwards, so today he took a man shower 20 minutes before going to work.
by j0ck January 4, 2009
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man-kini

A conjugation of the word Man and Bikini. Used to describe a tight, short swimming suit worn by men
" I might be partial to snapping a shot of my glutes in a man-kini."
by Emma The Pirate July 9, 2006
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man check

The act of checking a man's masculinity by crying out "MAN CHECK!" then immediately kicking the questioned man's ball sack. If asked why such an act was done, one responds "I found his lack of faith disturbing."
Tim: "Lisa really hasn't called me lately. I hope our relationship isn't in jeopardy"

Tom A: "MAN CHECK!!"

*swack!*

Tim: "What the hell man?!!"

Tom A: "I found your lack of faith disturbing. Grow a pair."
by Tom Asher June 2, 2008
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