lunch

I looked up the definition of lunch.

1. Food with no chance of ass.

2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.

Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.

4. Self cock block

Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."

by Ch11 July 25, 2014

bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.

Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.

by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020

Boy Lunch

When someone, usually a boy, overcomplicate the method to make a simple dish. Often done with unnecessary tools.

Why does he need a flamethrower?
He needs it to cook his Boy Lunch grilled cheese sandwich.

by InfinityRainbow December 5, 2023

Lunched

When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.

That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.

by Punchking207 April 23, 2018

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

lunch room cookie

a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word

did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie

by yourmom800 April 2, 2022

lunch pack

A scrotum

Unbeknownst to Tom, his lunch pack was hanging out of a hole in his pants

by Fadat2017 April 19, 2018