kleenex baby

A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.

I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!

by Timmies February 27, 2008

kloupen

an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard

Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen

by aek17 March 25, 2010

Klompenhompen

Pretty much the same as plevenscheven.
For more Information search: Plevenscheven.
The only difference is: This time you are plevenscheving with a wooden shoe.
This is a typically Dutch version of plevenscheving.
Wombats tend to like being klompenhomped.
If you plevenscheef a wombat he will scratch your intimate parts and it will hurt.

He was klompenhomping while camming online.
Omg He's totally klompenhomping that wombat.
Klompenhompen is totally awesome, I tried it yesterday.

by Fagg0try1337 June 16, 2010

Klaricophile

Opposite of pedophile. When those under the age of 18 go for those usually around the age of 65.

Peggy: "Wa-ha-howww, that guy is HAWT!"

Jim Bob: "Ew! You klaricophile! He's like, 70!"

Peggy: "Yeah, but, he got it goin' on!"

by Big Poppa's Best Friend December 15, 2010

Klaire

The best person you will ever meet. Usually popular and has tons of friends she’s also beautiful, and usually Denies it, all of the boys want her SO bad, she’s really chill hit her up she’s always looking to meet new people, she’s super friendly and sporty, most of the time is really good at everything she does... but don’t ask her for some extra cash cuz she’s usually broke, probably spent all of her money on random shot she doesn’t need (again) she’s also awesome in bed, and is usually a good time while drunk, or she’s crying about her MULTIPLE ex’s that she swears she doesn’t care about anymore. she also gets tired of relationships quickly and is a heartbreaker. Bottles up her feelings and is afraid so be vaulnerable. Loves trying new things and super adventurous, all girls wants to be her, all of the guys want her. She’s super skinny and on the tall side. She loves animals and boys.. I could go on and on.. she’s basically perfect.

Guy 1: omg is that Klaire

Guy2: yea she’s so hot you should ask her out.
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Girl 1: omg that’s klaire!

Girl 2: omg should we talk to her. I NEED to be friends with her.

by Me it’s just me don’t ask ?’s January 31, 2018

karlie kloss

Super hot model over 6 feet tall that is a close friend of Taylor Swift. Is extremely sexy.

"Oh my God! That woman is a total Karlie Kloss."

by SilenceDogood91100 July 20, 2016

Klown

A derogatory slang term for a Korean person, usually of a certain age (middle age and older). A Klown is, specifically, a Korean person who lacks a social conscience, community-mindedness, proper manners or common sense. Klowns are Koreans who have difficulty with even the simplest forms of locomotion and should never be allowed to operate a motor vehicle. Klowns are generally bigots who thoroughly enjoy (and feel entitled to) treat other people of a lower social class in disrespectful and insulting ways. The term Klown was popularized via the expathell site and various internet expat communities.

That fucking Klown taxi driver just about killed me! Fuck you Klown!
So, have you heard that the Klowns falsified safety certificates for parts at their nuclear power plants?
Why do the Klowns spit phlegm and vomit all over the sidewalks near their own homes and places of business?
Don't bother signing a contract with a Klown, they won't honor it.
My Klown neighbor comes home filthy drunk at 3 am and beats his wife loudly. I think I might bash his Klown skull in if he wakes me up again.

by ExpatS November 4, 2013