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jungle juice

an alcoholic drink typically only drank by the person at the party who is broke and has no money. A pitcher filled with a concoction of everyones drink at the party.
“ mikes broke as fuck so he just brings a empty pitcher to the party and has everyone pour some of their drink in it. He loves that jungle juice “
by the kiiid November 10, 2019
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spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.
"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"
by D. Gould July 9, 2006
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rump junkie

1.) an ass man; someone who digs the booty; a lover of posterior; someone afflicted with booty cooties

2.) someone who likes to go in through the out door; someone on a mission to uranus; etc.
bro #1: what's up with that dude? he's always with some fuckin' scary looking slampig with a hardcore butterface and shit.
bro #2: oh, he don't care about nothing above the waist, he's a rump junkie, yo.

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by dirtbike July 24, 2009
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tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.
Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!
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birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)
In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.
by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010
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Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker
by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011
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Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.
I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.
by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013
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