hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.

“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”

by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022

andrew josef

a man with big cock and balls a giga chad who dont give a fuck and isnt cringe, his name is a literal compliment if you hate andrew you are cringe and gay

you're such a andrew josef

by loliwords May 16, 2022

Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022

Spongotron José Hernandez

Some mong who is sending urban dictionary definitions

“Hey dude! You’re a little fucking Spongotron José Hernandez SLUT!”

by thebigpizzaman November 6, 2022

Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.

Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.

by Dhyan_patel April 1, 2023

Chuy / jose martinez

The biggest joto out there.

Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.

by anonymous July 29, 2023

Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag

Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.

by Sancha August 4, 2023