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Johnny Backshots 

John is not your average guy; he had an undeniable charm that seemed to captivate everyone he met. Tall, with a disarming smile and a quick wit, John had a way of making people feel special. What makes Johnny most special is his back shot ability. The way he gets in there is now a staple in the community.
Johnny Backshots was soooo good last night, you have to try him out!
Johnny Backshots by Spexcks March 27, 2024
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Johnny Ray 

Johnny Ray is fine asffffff and haves curly hair and he will take your bitch No KAP and know how to play basketball he has a good strap on him and can do finish and he is handsome he is very loyal and you can trust him his is one of the best left handed and can dribble and he is very nice and funny and attractive
I’f you get a Johnny Ray keep him
Johnny Ray by HOOPINNN April 13, 2024

Johnny Cash 

The only person in the entire world with absolutely no detractors whatsoever.
"There are two types of people: Those who like Johnny Cash, and those who WILL."

Johnny Dingo 

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.
1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!
Johnny Dingo by Elnagger May 3, 2024

Johnny Blue Skies 

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

Johnny-five 

To separate, take apart or dismantle something into its different parts.
I'm bout' to Johnny-five this motherF**ker.
Johnny-five by anonymous July 8, 2024

Johnny Dang 

A Johnny Dang refers to CallmeJD_0 a Lego high rank that is not the best Lego high rank it is clearly JetbluetheNoob.
Don't act like Johnny Dang bro.
Johnny Dang by SirJet September 2, 2024