Jonny

A legend, may take human form. As a person, he is short yet confident. His ego is bigger then he is. Classy with a bad side. He will take your girl, but return her later. Hes only serious when he has to be and doesnt know when to stop joking. Hes handsome though the girls dont care how he looks. Hes strong and fit but in his mind hes superman. Acts harder then he really is, he has a sweet side but it hasnt been seen in years. Jonnys are unpredictable. Thinks he knows everything, but knows nothing. Typically called a douche, but it doesnt phase him. Makes mistakes alot and plans to make many more. Jonnys are dangerous. Sleep with him if you dare, legend has it it'll change youre life.

Guy: im so bummed
Girl: how come?
Guy: A jonny stole my girl again
Girl: i know the 3 some was crazy!

by JNYBLZE December 19, 2016

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an ugly, pale piece of shit with no life. Deepthroats bananas and bites the peel like a retarded shit. known to be a "basic man whore". listens to Ghostemane and Marilyn Manson and has the shittiest grades.

ew look at the little worthless shit, must be a jonny or something.

by GodzillaCock May 31, 2019

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Jonny

Jonnys are very irritating,
They are funny for 10 minutes, then they just get annoying and stupid.

They need to learn when to cool off and just be nice

Jonny it’s not funny anymore!

by ERoom99 February 23, 2020

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Johnny

The dude that's marching home again.

"When Johnny comes marching home again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And we'll all feel gay when Johnny comes marching home!"

by Master Of Nations September 28, 2020

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