the jersey shore

Leaving the shower on hot so the bathroom fills with steam while you drop a fat steamer. Top it off with a non flush and a squirt of cheap calogne. Leave the bathroom. The next person who goes in the bathroom will get a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore.

My wife complained that I never took her anywhere, so I gave her a trip to the Jersey Shore

by freshgreen01 September 5, 2010

Jersey Girl

A love of an unpretentious good time and a certain sense of style. Jersey Girls are about attitude; eating pizza; drinking beer; going out and have an awsome time; great hair; and enjoying it all. She has a mouth on her and she says what she means; she has a nice cheerful laugh; Bottom line all of them are sexy! Jersey Girls have that inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl.

Guy 1: OMG look at that girl
Guy 2: She is hot!
Guy 1: she must be a Jersey Girl

Always a Jersey Girl!!!

by Megan Dziedzic May 15, 2008

Long Hill Township, New Jersey

A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.

A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey

LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.

by SorryUrAdopted December 4, 2010

jersey turnpike

the act of hustling to the bathroom when one knows that another is on his/her way to use it themselves.

walt had to pee, but erin gave him the old jersey turnpike, and he had to wait for her to finish.

by yukonoclast April 17, 2010

New Jersey

The best state in the nation. A place where the people are real and lively. I live out here temporarily in fucking Minnesota, where I met people from all over the country, and let me tell you, they are some of the dumbest, coldest, boring, assholes you could ever meet. Not nearly as arrogant as most New Yorkers or stupid as Philadelphians, but dumb none the less. NJ is a place with a beach that bennies and shoobies occupy every year, yet they know how to make fun of our state. If it was so bad, then let those Philly people play with the liberty bell and pick corn with the Amish, and those New Yorkers help mug the muggers. NJ is the only place you can go out, and meet women who are actually beautiful and not simple. So I say fuck the rest and lets enjoy our Jersey! TR in the house Baby!

Women may not be easy in NJ but when you get them, its sweeter! Her in Minnesota, women are easy, and all have babies by 17. No fun!

by Mikey Mike of NJ September 13, 2005

Jersey Sunroof

A visor. Basically a baseball cap without the top portion of the hat. Only acceptable when worn by football coaches, tailgaters, or beachgoers. Rocking a Jersey Sunroof is inappropriate while doing your leisurely day-to-day activities...outside of the above mentioned acceptable times/places anyone wearing a visor should be deemed an a**hole. Hence the name Jersey Sunroof.

Look at that meathead in the mesh tank top rocking the Jersey Sunroof!

by Chazillionaire January 5, 2008

New Jersey Gatorade

n. A slang term for the practice of a male allowing a female to urinate into his mouth during a sexual encounter.

Dude, that is a bodily fluid exchange worthy of the title "New Jersey Gatorade"! She totally squatted on my face and gave me some lemon lime!

by CeramicEgg March 23, 2010