A somewhat strange place which still has
an identity problem.For example- the
Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their
parade in the parking lot of the arena,
weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily
by the asshole state gov't and scumbag
politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten
out the fucking mess.A place where you
get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies
who are also in bed with the asshole
state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the
asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix
their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock
suckers who won't address the real
problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another.
They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking
coffers with extra money from cigarette
sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to
pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes,
road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring
back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no
good,useless,fucking political,ball-less
whores.
an identity problem.For example- the
Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their
parade in the parking lot of the arena,
weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily
by the asshole state gov't and scumbag
politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten
out the fucking mess.A place where you
get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies
who are also in bed with the asshole
state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the
asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix
their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock
suckers who won't address the real
problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another.
They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking
coffers with extra money from cigarette
sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to
pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes,
road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring
back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no
good,useless,fucking political,ball-less
whores.
by Getch June 5, 2005
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- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
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- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob
- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
- We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc.
- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob
Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks!
Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?
Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?
by Jersey kid February 13, 2008
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When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
by Roy G. Bib May 30, 2008
Get the New Jersey Drum Circle mug.Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
by Daney Cookey February 10, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.
by John Meritz March 10, 2008
Get the New Jersey Whore Hair mug.The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.
Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
by Dave424 February 16, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
by Freakin' ray of sunshine October 3, 2008
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