iron cello

A variation on the donkey punch, utilizing a baseball bat in place of the traditional fist.

Girl: "I woke up with a terrible migraine and a sore ass. I think someone did the iron cello on me last night."

by this one time at band camp July 16, 2010

iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011

Iron Swag

Having an immense amount of swag and wealth in reference to Tony Stark in Iron Man

"He got a new beamer for his birthday"
"They have iron swag bro"

by J-M-M March 20, 2013

Iriotous

IR is a clan

'Hey, check out that sweet clan on YouTube.com! They are Iriotous!'

by SecretIRFan November 19, 2013

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014