Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.

Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.

by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022

Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.

" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"

by Deepkicks May 15, 2020

Team Shower

When track throwers have a long ass practice and decide to get naked and have a co edshower with eachother in school. Normally play games such as tag, laser tag, and alot of singing.

Ex 1- Don't drop your soap at the team shower or someone will come for ya!
Ex 2- Get naked asshole's, team shower on three
Ex 3- Bend over asshole's, team shower on three

by Osama with yo mama November 15, 2018

Shit and shower

when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time

person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"

by Crocodelic June 20, 2021

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020

Lung Shower

A northern expression alluding to a deep throat fellatio session

Couldn't help but give Tom a proper lung shower on my lunch hour

by Lung Shower May 11, 2015

Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.

-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!

by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019