Crack the Ice

The act of surprizing unsuspecting coworkers by dropping ice down the back of their pants. This usually occurs in the middle of their shift, while they are on an important call.

Steven: "Joley...I'm so bored..."
Joley: "Do something entertaining"
Steven: "I know! I'll crack the ice with that new Danny idiot behind us!"

by Bored At Work April 24, 2006

ice herpes

snow that won't go away no matter how many warmer days have passed.

"if this ice herpes doesn't go away i'm gonna light my BBQ grill and drag it around the yard"

by gabegdb January 25, 2011

Ice Creamed

When a guy busts on a girl, any part, but mainly the chest or face.

"Hah. Yesterday I ice creamed that girl so bad after she sucked me up"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

Ice Wings

Having sexual relations with someone who is on the Antarctic continent or has been to said continent.

I earned my ice wings last night. She had some nice ones under that parka.

by jbowski January 15, 2006

cock-iced

When a man ejaculates prematurely in someone's eye while receiving a blowjob. Also known as a "Cock-eyed Cum-shot". This usually happens by accident, but a skilled marksman who aims his cum-shot right can nail a victim right in the eye leaving them with quite possibly a permanent lazy eye or "cock-eye".

"Man I was getting blown last night and right as I came I cock-Iced her! She couldn't see right for a week..

by Manic Insanity May 20, 2007

ice creamin it

to put ice cream in your vagina or asshole and let it "avalanche" into your dog or fellow partner's mouth.

Oh man did you see that chick ice creamin it with your dog last night? She is gonna kill it!

by taygoody November 18, 2014

Hard ice

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017