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human mood ring

1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.
1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."

2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"

stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"

human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
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Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.
"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.
by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010
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human been

A person who thinks they're clever and beyond the scope of most people.

Someone who considers them self to have already lived an existence. To have already been human.
- Was that person ever human?
- Yup. They were a human been before they got their doctorate in philosophy and existentialism.
by livnbored December 25, 2010
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Humanasm

A spiritual form of orgasm triggered by the inspirational or kind acts of others.

Those most prone to intense humanasms are hippies, optimists, women, and lefties although anyone with a heart is capable.

Humanasms can be enjoyed solo, or in large groups.
With every pound added to the donations total, Lenny Henry had another humanasm.
by www.mybrokenpencil.co.uk March 22, 2011
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Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
by Fyuria May 24, 2011
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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Human Sunglasses

A sexual position in which the man places his scrotum on top of a girls eyes and jiggles them around.
Dude, I just gave my gf human sunglasses!
by ShmexyBoii October 28, 2011
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