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yellow hammer 

white chick
"so im rappin to this yellow hammer, right? to see if she'll fuck..."
yellow hammer by sir black-a-lot September 19, 2003

m.c. hammer 

1. god of parachute pants and a one hit wonder. 2. unemployed, but still there 3. has no money, yet somehow survives 4.(mysteriously) 5. crappy alias
1. A)wow, that guy with the gay pants on tv lives on the street now B)he pulled an M.C. Hammer then
2.A) that bum down the street is still there! B) if he wasnt white, id say he was M.C. Hammer himself!
3.(4.) jake aint dead yet? he sure is an M.C. Hammer!
5. Mike Cygnar calls himself "M.C. Hammer when he orders pizza

Velvet Hammer

A "Velvet Hammer" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled muscle, typically from aggressive, consensual water sex.
Man, she got totally velvet hammered last night in the jetted tub.
Velvet Hammer by psoas September 20, 2009

Glass Hammer

A word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.
Man is a glass hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.
Glass Hammer by Saecryd October 16, 2008

love hammer 

A Tamino-esque thing. It's when you claim something is Gundam, but it's really just a giant robot anime.
Boy 1: "Ooh! Is this G Gundam?"
Boy 2: "Nah. It's Psalms Of Planets: Eureka 7"
Boy 1: "Whoops. Love hammer got me."
love hammer by mechamonster February 4, 2008

Dropping the Hammer 

When a female is about one touch/stroke away from coming, and her male partner slaps her clit in an exaggerated fashion. Thus dropping the hammer while providing a bittersweet orgasm.
Yeah man, I was teasing my girl so bad! I made her wait an extra 10 seconds before Dropping the Hammer on Tammy.