happy-time fingers

The fingers used to give a woman an orgasm

I have to be careful playing football, I have a date later and can't damage my happy-time fingers.

by VanWilderer February 22, 2011

Happy Interstate

When the happy trail is exceedingly hairy, enough to be deemed a happy interstate.

That guy's belly hair is gnarly. It's called a happy trail - No, it's called a happy interstate.

by TheFuzzyTravelers March 28, 2011

Happy Birthday Ignore

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.

Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.

by JacktheBrusselSprout August 1, 2011

happy mouth

A mouth where, even at rest or during a state of neutral emotion, it appears to be smiling.

The corners of the mouth always seem to be at least slightly higher than the mid-line ("equator") of the lips like you're either partially smiling/smirking or are ABOUT to smile/smirk...

A lot of times this condition is accompanied by dimples...

Gina Carano appears to have a case of happy mouth. It makes sense since she is one of the best fighters in the world and one of the hottest fighters in the world. Palabra.

by Dark Overlord June 4, 2012

Haleyfish

A pet name for your girlfriend whos name happens to be Haley. This is a random thing that will catch her off guard

Me: Haleyfish!!!!!
Haley: -_-
Haley: Must you call me that?

by The porkchopper December 13, 2012

happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

by kflare3 January 10, 2013

Happy-Groovy

Living and loving every moment of your life.

"I love your Happy-Groovy ways."

by javadr34mer May 3, 2013