Pink Hair

The color you put on after bleaching the freak out of your hair that means I'm hot but I hate you. Looks good with Russian and Indian (American) skin tones. Turns on most. Redneck girls will always come up and tell you how much they like it.

Oh hey, I really like your pink hair its so cool, I wish I had the balls to do it.

by Gabbrieelleeeeeee December 7, 2011

Bow in your hair

The combination of these words create something you would rather not have in your hair. Saying these four words quickly will reveal a boner hair which would be unpleasant to posses anywhere other than in your pants. Please don't allow yourself to have a bow in your hair.

"Dude you have a bow in your hair."
"Ugh, that's so nasty. I gotta get rid of it now.

by godsflesh55 November 4, 2010

chest hair

Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.

gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel

by magnus manbeard May 20, 2011

my hair is going home

When a sista's usually straightened hair begins to get curlly and/or kinky.

Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!

by Debnhim November 8, 2018

Brush your hair

to calm down or relax.

Dani: oh my God Ian i just found out the best news!!! Ian: whoa hold on. Brush your hair.

by Ivanst Paul November 12, 2009

hair weenie

The gay term used to refer to a ponytail holder (which is the real name for the object).

Meagan tried to give Joe her hair weenie, but he didn't want anything to do with it.

by Christin S. December 3, 2007

Hair Ball

A Hair Ball is a method of smoking marijuana where the buds are rubbed together, which makes the thin red/brown hairs fall off. The hairs are then roll up into a ball with a rolling paper. It is then placed into the bong piece and smoked.

Hey man, wanna go hit some hair balls out of my bong later?

by legalguardian September 18, 2009