Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008

guinness

The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!

Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.

by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004

Cell Phone Guido

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.

That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.

by cbag December 3, 2007

Guillotine

A sexual position involving two females and one male participant. The two females spread legs and meet vagina-to-vagina (also known as scissoring) and the male inserts his penis into the center; so named the guillotine because his 'head' gets cutoff by the scissors.

I lost my crucial head to a guillotine with two skeezers I took home from the bar last night.

by Joey_330ci July 25, 2010

bass guitar

known as the electric bass, far superior to the regular guitar. Yet i play a fretless, which is even far superior to the fretted bass!

you play bass, you're "kooler" than the guitar player, i play fretless bass, im even "kooler" than you!

by frizzlefry August 30, 2005

Guilt

A useless yet very common emotion that plagues people and can make them go crazy. Guilt is so useless because after you have done the deed there is no changing it. Therefore there is no reason to fel bad it is counter productive and pointless. You catching my drift?

Person 1- Shit i just killed a raccoon with my car. The guilt is killing me! i can't sleep, eat, Bath! omg my hair is falling out!

Person 2- Why so guilty it was an accident suck it up. It's already dead it's corps is rotting and its spirit is in vermine heavan. suck it up.

Person 1- Fuck you.

by sportsforme June 28, 2010

Guild Wars

An MMORPG for people who aren't stupid enough to waste away their money every month just to get to level 6 million so they can boast about how small their penis is.

Person 1: WoW is uberawesome! You should play with me so you have no life, isn't that cool?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to suffer from smallpenisitis. Guild Wars for me.

by Level20A/E_SF_Farmer January 15, 2009