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Ring-fenced

To specify that money be used for a specific purpose.
As a part of the planning process, the Office of Strategy & Planning governs these 11 ring-fenced Initiatives and provides visibility to their progress at the bear-woods Executive Board level.
by Rephil October 16, 2008
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Crooked Fence

When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!
Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?
by Joe Gimm November 28, 2009
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Warm French Baguette

To void one's bowels on someone else in a sexual manner.
French Guy: Would you like to sample a warm French baguette?
Bonnie: Oooh...
French Guy: My intention is to void myself on you.
Bonnie: Ohh, I'd almost forgotten what it's like to be romanced.
-Family Guy, May 15, 2011
by Kraptacular June 12, 2011
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un francés

Spanish slang for oral sex. Only refers to fellatio. Predominately used in Spain.

"un francés" is also commonly used to refer to a man from France.
"Anoche, mi novia me regaló un francés inolvidable. Se lo chupó por unos 20 minutos y al final, ella lo tragó todo."
by Indonkey December 6, 2011
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jordan french

NASA pioneer and writer with a vision of robots that personalize nutrition.
That food robot is straight out of a Jordan French novel.
by AlliedAllyB May 8, 2017
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Pull off a French

To self-destruct.
To cause one's self disgrace and shame.
To screw up big time because of arrogance.
To waste all effort with just one stupid mistake.

Context:
During World Cup 2010, they embarrassed themselves on the field with their disappointing showing (0-0 vs Uruguay, 0-2 vs Mexico and 1-2 vs South Africa), four years after they the world the enduring image of their star player head-butting an Italian in the 2006 final causing their defeat.

The team also refused to train after one of their players was sent home for insulting their coach after their game against Mexico. Even France president Nicolas Sarkozy waded into the controversy, blasting the squad’s attitude in a public tirade and sending his sports minister to South Africa to confront the players. Their elimination was almost expected.

It's enough they were bashed on that they didn’t deserve to be in the tournament in the first place, but for a proud football nation like France and for a squad featuring players from super clubs (like Barcelona, Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal) to be dumped out in such fashion from one of the tournament’s easiest groups (in front of the world) is an unspeakable humiliation.
He had everything going on for him. He had a beautiful girl, a good job waiting for him after college and a great future ahead. But he "pulled off a French"!

You are very talented and lucky. Just don't "pull off a French"!
by rudra007 June 25, 2010
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Painting the fence

The act of of licking a girl from her ass to her vagina in a up and down motion like a paintbrush.
I went out with Susie last night and ended up painting the fence
by Gunt chuck December 3, 2017
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